Sola Scriptura

Until only a few weeks ago, I was a Protestant, Pentecostal, Charismatic, happy-clappy, Word-of-Faith, name-it-and-claim-it, stretch-out-your-tent-pegs, Seven-Mountain-Mandating, prophecy-wielding, signs-and-wonders-seeking Christian.
The only thing I really stopped short of was flag-waving.  Even though I’m a dancer, or perhaps because I am one, I found flag-waving and timbrel-playing, quite frankly, rather embarrassing.
Actually, it does go further than that.  I’ve been in Charismatic churches since I was five, when my parents got saved, but I’ve always felt a bit “wrong”.  Part of that is because I’ve never really found my tribe – a group of friends with similar outlooks and interests – and part of it is my anarchistic streak, I think.  I question everything.  Why do we take communion the way we do?  Surely Jesus actually meant for us to eat and spend quality time together.  Seeker-sensitive services really get my goat:  church services are for saved people, not the unsaved.  Why do we send thousands of dollars overseas when people in our own churches are going hungry or can’t buy their kids school shoes?  Why do we care more about whether someone wears makeup when they’re singing on stage than whether or not they need a ride to church?  Why do we say that God doesn’t give us illnesses and troubles, when in the Bible He clearly did?  Why did Paul tell Timothy to take a little wine for his stomach ailments, rather than telling him the steps to take to “claim his healing”?  Why do people fall over when they get prayed for?  Why do we have to abandon older songs that have good scriptural lyrics and sweet melodies, just because they’re old?  Why didn’t that prophetic word come true?  And don’t even get me started on women’s conferences.
I used to describe church as “whitewashed”.  Everything had to look pretty.  We weren’t allowed to be real people with real problems, because if we were, that meant we didn’t have enough faith and we couldn’t be effective witnesses to the unsaved.  After all, who would want to become a Christian if they didn’t see us as being perfect, shiny, happy people?
Mainly, though, I just didn’t feel things the way other people did – or seemed to.  I had no desire to jump up and down like a pogo stick during the song service.  I don’t even do that at gigs.  I’d never been slain in the Spirit.  I certainly didn’t hear God’s voice when I prayed.  I never got healed.  And whenever the latest “fad pastor” came through, I couldn’t feel excited about it, or them.  Often, in fact, they gave me the heebie-jeebies, as did the adoration thrown at them.
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard one of these visiting ministers “prophesy” that there’s a revival coming, that we’re going to the next level or that a particular year is going to be a year of breakthrough – well, I wouldn’t need my disability pension; that’s for sure.
For a period during my teenage years, I heard the same sermon every week, in church, in youth group and in school chapel:  you have a purpose and a destiny.  If you’re faithful in the little things, God will promote you.  Dream big dreams.  The Christian life should be an adventure.  We need more – more, more, more!!
I watched these women around me who were celebrated for doing it all.  They were gorgeous, with perfect hair and makeup.  They were good wives.  They each had 3.2 perfect children.  They were slim and fit.  Their husbands’ businesses were doing well.  They could entertain and throw perfectly decorated and catered parties.  They were DYNAMIC!  PROPHETIC!  POWERFUL!  PRAYERFUL!
I could cook an egg.  I could just about put an outfit together.  I was a nerd.  I struggled with my weight.  I had health problems.  I didn’t like planning things because nobody showed up.  My talents weren’t acknowledged until someone needed something done.  I couldn’t get a date.  I worked my guts out on the little things and people used me as a stepping stone.
Clearly, I was doing something wrong. I mustn’t have been trying hard enough.  I must have been lazy.  I mustn’t really have any talent.  People mustn’t like me very much.  The Proverbs 31 Woman, I ain’t.
I figured the reason God didn’t help me make a single one of my dreams come true was because I’d missed it somehow.  There must have been something I didn’t do, some opportunity I didn’t take, or some chance I’d completely blown.
This opinion only grew as time went on.  Twenties . . . thirties . . . still single, still dirt poor, still in a job that I learned had given me a form of PTSD, still unwell and becoming more so, still struggling to feel intimate with God . . .
. . . and still having niggling feelings that something was wrong, either with the things I’d been taught or with my implementation of them.
That’s when, one morning – at the age of 36; living with my parents in a city I hated because I was too sick to live alone; single; unemployed; hopeless – I woke up with a determination to head to the Christian bookshop – for what, I had no idea.  I wandered up and down the aisles, picking up a book here, a book there (The Purpose Driven Life, Your Best Life Now, Ten Keys for Financial Freedom, Raising Your Children Right, Five Steps to a More Godly Marriage, It’s All In Your Mind!), until a spine caught my eye:  The Pressure’s Off:  Breaking Free From Rules and Performance.
That was the beginning of two to three years of brain re-arrangement by the Holy Ghost that has culminated in me becoming – well, I’m not sure what  I’d call it, but let’s just say a sola scriptura Christian.

I AM NOT IN CONTROL, AND NEITHER ARE YOU
The Pressure’s Off was written by Larry Crabb, a Christian clinical psychologist who suffers from depression.  He may as well have written the book for me.  It addressed one thing in particular that hit me hard and gave me so much freedom.
In my experience, Christians have this illusion of control.  Plainly and simply, it’s a new version of the Law that we have written for ourselves, and it puts so much pressure on people:  if I do all the right things, praying and reading my Bible daily, praying hedges of protection around my loved ones, thinking positive thoughts, forgiving everyone who hurts me, giving my time to the church, using my talents for God’s glory, He can’t possibly let bad things happen to me.  He will honour me if I honour other people.  If I work and give cheerfully, He will promote me and make my life fabulous.  If I do everything I’m advised to do, I will live like a queen when I retire, with more than enough money, surrounded by a loving, godly family, having good health and vitality, blah blah blah blah blah.
In other words, if I do (a), (b) and (c), I will get (d), (e) and (f).
That sounds more like witchcraft, to me.  In actual fact, it is.  (I’ll get into that later.)
Life doesn’t work like that.  I apologise in advance to anyone who gets hung up on “swearing”, but I’m going to be blunt right now because I’m writing about getting real.  This idea completely ignores what I call The Shit-Happens Factor.
You can do everything the experts recommend when it comes to raising your child, and little Daisy can still turn out to be an axe murderer.  You can be wise with your money, invest, be a dedicated employee, and still get fired and lose your house.  You can eat “clean”, go to the gym until you look like Elle McPherson, diffuse essential oils, believe anti-vaxx nonsense, do all the Daniel diets you want, and you can still die of cancer.  You can be 100% faithful in doing everything you do for the Lord, and people will walk all over you on their way to the top.
A lot of my health problems actually come from trying too hard, from working my butt off and getting nowhere in life, from constantly trying to “do the right thing”, live how I’m “supposed” to live and think how I’m “supposed” to think, and from the endless, endless rounds of negotiations with God.
I am a Generation Y-er.  I was born in 1981, so my important teenage years were the 90s.  Everything we watched, heard and experienced had the same message:  “You can be anything you want to be.  You have the power.”  In fact, I’m pretty sure that was a soft drink slogan at one point.  It was the legacy, I think, of the 80s’ “greed is good”.  It was the era of “I want it all”, “I’m fabulous”, Girl Power, Willpower and the Hour of Power – because, yes, the same message was coming through the church; it’s just that it was “Christianised”. 
This message came at us from every direction, and we believed it.  It continues today.  You just need to have enough willpower to lose weight, we’re told.  Strengthen your will.  Work hard on yourself.  You can do and be anything you want to be.  You are an empowered person.
I’ll tell you now, the damage I have seen that message do is incredibly saddening.  Many of my friends have had to work through their disillusionment, and those who couldn’t work through it gave it all up as a bad joke and walked away from God.  
The pressure that is put on us, and that we put on ourselves, to have a “successful” life, however that looks to each of us, is enormous.  If all those hundreds – thousands – of books in the Christian bookshop about how to live out our faith are correct, Jesus must have been joking when He said, “My yoke is easy and My burden is light” (Matthew 11:30).
I’m not usually a rah-rah feminist, but I have to say here that this pressure seems to be especially strong on women.  Women are constantly told that they really can juggle having a career and raising children and running a charity and being an amazing cook and organising phenomenal parties, all the while keeping their house immaculate and beautifully decorated, staying fit and putting out a Paleo cookbook.  We are actually told that we can be like the Proverbs 31 Woman.  I’ve got two words in response to that, but they’re unprintable.
Proverbs 31 is King Lemuel’s mother’s advice to him, as a king, and she’s basically trying to warn him off the Delilahs and Jezebels of this world, who would ruin him:  “Don’t waste your strength on women, or your time on those who ruin kings.”  She then proceeds to tell him some of the qualities of the type of women he should associate with, and who would do him credit.  But, she prefaces her speech by warning, “Who can find a truly virtuous woman who is and does all these things?”
In other words, what she’s telling him is, “Be extra careful around women, because you’ll never find one like this.  Don’t let them ruin you.”  A bit of a buzzkill, to be sure, and clearly she’s not too fond of her own sex, but then you’ve got to remember that she’s a woman in a powerful position talking to a man in a powerful position, and she’s well aware that powerful men attract Delilahs.  The long and the short of it is that Proverbs 31 is not God’s expectation of Christian women.  It is impossible to do and be all of those things, and even if you could, you couldn’t sustain it.  You’d burn out within weeks, probably days.
Many people think sufferers of invisible illnesses such as Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (like me) are just lazy, but the medical professionals I’ve talked to say that it’s actually the opposite:  people who are perfectionists and who put all their effort into the things they do are the ones who end up with CFS. That’s why so many professional athletes get it.
I’m definitely a perfectionist, and I’ve always been a hard worker.  I truly believed that if I worked hard at everything I was given to do, even if I hated doing it, sacrificing myself to help other people and all the rest of it, God would take care of my vision to be a professional singer/songwriter; to have a wonderful husband and five amazing kids; to own a really cool house where people loved to just drop by and hang out and find emotional and spiritual healing; and to be an effective witness, especially to people in the music industry, many of whom are so broken.  There was nothing essentially wrong with that vision, except that I didn’t grow up in the right place or around the right people, so, ultimately, I didn’t have the resources or the ability to make it happen.  I’m not discounting God working miracles in people’s lives – not at all – and I’m not making excuses for myself.  What I’m saying is that, for whatever reason (and I think I’m just beginning to understand what that reason is), God didn’t bring what I needed into my life to make those dreams come true.
So I hit 30, and now 38, without a single one of my goals in life having come to pass.
Can you understand what that’s like for a perfectionist?  Because our perfectionism doesn’t just apply to the work we do or the things we make; it applies to our whole lives.
I have plans and goals.  I’m organised.  I’m good at stuff.  I got brilliant grades.  I seem to have done all the right things.  I help people out with their projects, yet nobody wants to help me out with mine.  I faithfully did a dead-end job that I hated for 14 years, and ended up with nothing to show for it but a dearth of self-confidence and PTSD.  I’ve taken every artistic opportunity, but nothing has ever arisen from them.  I’ve done my best to budget, but I’m thousands of dollars in debt.  I’ve worked so hard on my health, yet I’m now the worst I’ve ever been.  I’ve failed in every possible way.
When I first realised that my dreams weren’t even beginning to come true, which was probably in my mid-twenties, I started this process of negotiation between God, life and myself.  Actually, it started much earlier than that, if I’m honest.  I can remember doing it as a child, although not to the same extent as later on.
If I can impress that guy by showing him I’m interesting and talented and caring, he’ll like me.  If I just study for another hour or maybe two, I’ll do well in my exams.  If I can just get good grades, people will see I’m not as dumb as I sometimes appear to be and I’ll gain some respect.  If I can just work with that person, they’ll see my potential and give me more opportunities.  If I can just get away from my home town, where I’m so limited (after all, a prophet isn’t respected in his home town), I’ll meet new people and have new opportunities.  If I can just pay off this debt, I’ll be OK again financially.  If I can just learn to cook, I’ll be able to manage my weight better.  If I can just feel well enough to get out more, I’ll meet the right people and things will start to happen for me.  If I can just get well enough to have the energy, I can audition for some musicals and get into the entertainment industry that way.  If I just work that little bit harder at work, they might overlook my illnesses and the fact that I’m a square peg in a round hole.  If I can just drop back to working four days a week, I’ll feel better and be able to manage my illnesses better.  If I just give up work and go to uni, I can start a new career as a writer and find more fulfilment that way.  If I can just find a well-paying part-time job, I can write in my time off.  If I just move back to Australia and have a few weeks’ rest, I’ll feel better and be able to start over.  If I can just get thin enough, I’ll be able to wear the clothes I want to, and then I won’t look like a middle-aged librarian any more, and then people will remember that I’m creative and might help me get into the field I want to be in.  If I can just do this many hours of work, this much exercise, have a quiet time with God, do a bit of writing, cook myself proper meals, do some stretching, do some vocal/drums/guitar/piano practice and be content with where I’m at every day, my health will start to improve.  If I can just be faithful in the little things, God will take care of the rest and all my dreams will come true.
I’ve written “to do” list after “to do” list.  I’ve written out my dreams and goals and the steps towards them countless times.  I’ve made myself up schedules, so I can fit everything into my week, and then I’ve adjusted them, and adjusted them, and adjusted them as I’ve failed to stick to them.  I’ve read all the popular self-help/motivational books.  I’ve written up meal plans and exercise plans.  I’ve tried every cognitive behavioural therapy technique in the book.  I’ve talked and talked and cried and cried to GPs and consultants and psychiatrists and psychologists.  I’ve made resolution after resolution after resolution.  Frankly, I’m exhausted.
Many of these things are sensible, wise, even righteous.  “Well, of course you’re not going to be able to do those things without firstly doing those other things.  It stands to reason.  I mean, come on!”
Even so, I’ve realised that I cannot do all I need to do to get my life looking like I want it to look.  I am not a Proverbs 31 Woman.  At the moment, I can’t do what I need to do to get my body looking like I want it to, let alone my bank account, or my career – or even just my kitchen.  Most days, it’s an achievement if I get out of bed and clean my teeth before 11 am, let alone stick to the numerous 6 am – 9 pm schedules I have written up to make sure I fitted everything I was supposed to into my day.  The reality is, I can’t work more than a couple of hours a day at the moment.  The reality is, I have health problems and I’m not improving.  The reality is, I needed a wheelchair to make it through Christmas shopping this week.  The reality is, there are other areas in my life where I’ve tried to change – tried over and over again not to do the wrong thing, and all the trying doesn’t work, or at least not long term.
You will have found yourself cringing while you read those last couple of paragraphs, because you’ve been conditioned to think that admitting our failures is unhelpful, but you know what?  I’m not “being negative”.  It’s actually OK to admit that we suck at life.  It’s very freeing, in fact.  Because we do.  We all do.
My question is this:  the secular world teaches the empowerment/willpower/power-of-positive-thinking/do-(a)-to-get-(b) doctrine, so why is the church teaching the same thing?

THE GOSPEL
The whole point of Jesus coming to die on the cross is that we’re not good enough.  We live in a fallen world.  We have imperfect bodies and detrimental mutations in our DNA.  The people around us have fallen natures, as do we.  Life throws all sorts of curveballs at us.  Shit happens.  You have very little power to make a “good life” for yourself.
YOU CAN’T DO IT.
Ultimately, you are not in control.  God is.  We don’t always get it, but He is sovereign. 
Good thing, too.
Our hope is for the perfect Heaven that awaits us, not in Our Best Life Now.
The gospel is, in a nutshell:  We can’t, so Jesus did.

IDOLATRY AND WITCHCRAFT
What is witchcraft?  One definition I’ve heard is that it’s using the principles that God has set in place in the universe for one’s own ends.  Another is, on a very practical level, doing and saying certain things to try to manipulate the universe (or God) into “giving us” certain results – into blessing us.
If I dance backwards around a cauldron of boiling toads at midnight while twirling a stick with black ribbons tied to it like so, this man will fall in love with me.  If I understand The Secret and think positive thoughts, I’ll manifest riches, my kids will suddenly become model citizens, I’ll pass all my exams, my boss’s attitude towards me will change . . . #blessed.
If I have an hour-long prayer time every day and pray in this particular way and I attend church every week and I volunteer there and I tithe and give offerings and I follow my Bible In A Year reading guide and I make sure that I’ve forgiven everybody and I declare faith-filled, positive things, then . . . #blessed.
Witchcraft is putting faith in our own actions to get a desired outcome.
Christians will say that they’re putting their faith in God, not in themselves, but how many times have you heard someone say that such-and-such needs to grow her faith?  That such-and-such has sin in his life and he won’t get his healing until he’s dealt with it?  That such-and-such needs to give a “seed offering” to Kenneth Copeland Ministries to get that new job? That Benny Hinn needs to fling his jacket around and make whooshing noises for people to get healed?  That your mental health will improve if you take Joyce Meyer’s advice and practise positive thinking?  That if, when you give, you are unwavering in your belief that cheques are coming in the mail and promotions are on the horizon, you will reap one hundred fold and even more?
God never promised us a good life.  The Bible says, “In fact, everyone who wants to live a godly life in Christ Jesus will be persecuted” (2 Timothy 3:12).  If you’re seeking Him because you want Your Best Life Now (I’m looking at you, Mr Osteen), you’re not seeking Him at all.  What you want is a magic genie.  You’re seeking after idols.
As former New-Ager (now apologist) Melissa Dougherty says (and I paraphrase), “What if all you ever have is Jesus?  No blessings, no health, no wealth, just a promise of forgiveness and the hope of eternity with Him in Heaven.  Would that be enough?”

SIGNS AND WONDERS AND STRANGE FIRE
Unfortunately, there are many, many people out there who call themselves Christians – and they are growing in number every day – who would answer that question with a bold and proud “No.”
We’ll deal with them shortly.
For some time I’ve been saddened by my growing realisation that the New Age has not only infiltrated the church; it has been happily embraced by her.
This year, I have been so unwell that I haven’t been able to attend church on Sundays.  Now – don’t get me wrong – the Bible is clear that we should not forsake the gathering of the saints, but I do believe that there are short seasons when God doesn’t mind us stepping back, and He will even use them, as He has for me.
It began in 2018, actually, with a strong desire for more in-depth theological teaching.  I needed some meat.  I was feeling a little anaemic.  I searched everywhere for a Bible study group that wasn’t doing Alpha or Just Walk Across the Room or something similar, but I had trouble finding one. 
So I turned to YouTube.  It’s something I wouldn’t recommend unless you’ve already got a strong grounding in the Word, because, boy, is there a lot of garbage out there.  Everything weird and wonderful or just plain ridiculous, you can find.
By the grace of God, though, I stumbled across a teacher by the name of Justin Peters.  Justin is probably most widely known as the guy who, when he confronted Todd Bentley about his false teaching, made him squeal like a cornered pig and accuse Peters of trying to hit him with his crutch (in the footage it’s clear he didn’t).  You also might know Justin Peters’ popular quote, “If you want to hear God’s voice, read the Bible.  If you want to hear God’s voice audibly, read it out loud.”
Justin has a teaching series called Clouds Without Water, which you can watch on YouTube, buy on his website or, if you can’t afford it, write to him and ask for a free copy.  His masters thesis was on the Word of Faith movement – the Kenneth Hagins, Kenneth Copelands and Benny Hinns of this world – in other words, the prosperity preachers.
I'd never fallen completely for the prosperity gospel, and faith healers always made my stomach feel like I’d eaten too much sugar.  What I didn’t realise was that I had still taken certain tenets of theirs on board because they had infiltrated the Charismatic church worldwide (and even some more orthodox churches) so stealthily, and had been doing so particularly since the 70s or 80s.
You’ll have noticed earlier that I mentioned Justin Peters’ having a crutch.  In fact, he has two crutches, because he was born with cerebral palsy.  As a child, he saw the look of horror on the face of a faith healer when his father asked her to pray for Justin after a meeting.  Perhaps his sickness was too visible for her parlour tricks to overcome.
Justin Peters is a cessationist.  Growing up, I was taught that cessationists didn’t understand the baptism and the power of the Holy Ghost and that they denied that miracles happen today.  That is absolutely untrue.  If they denied the power of the Holy Ghost and miracles, they would have to deny that anyone can get saved.  They simply believe that the “church offices” or the “ministries” or “positions” of faith healer/prophet/apostle (the Apostolic gifts) no longer exist.  In other words, because God is sovereign, He can and does heal whenever and wherever He wants – yes, even in the middle of a Benny Hinn crusade – but people do not have a “gift of healing” out of which they can pray for whomever they want and see them healed if only they have enough faith or if they “sow a seed”.  I’m cautious about the question of whether prophets exist today, but if they do, I’ve yet to really come across one that fits the Biblical demand of 100% accuracy.
From Peters I learned that it’s actually not my fault even if I am sick for the rest of my life.  To some Christians, that is obvious.  To me, that was a huge revelation and a huge release.  The pressure from people (both Christian and non-Christian) to get well is intense.  If one more person tells me that eating all the “right” things will make me better, I’ll scream.  (The moralisation of food and exercise that goes on today is another matter, but it’s closely linked to idolatry, I believe.)
You do not have to be a cessationist to see the deception in the church, though.  Peters and many other Christians (and non-Christians) have exposed the lies behind faith healers and prophets.  Costi Hinn, Benny’s nephew, is one of them, and he gives a fascinating view from the inside, as he used to tour with Benny.  Steven Kozar is another – one who has specifically studied Todd White’s theatrics and dodgy teachings and reveals one of his tricks in a wonderful documentary called American Gospel, which is available online and which I highly recommend.
Most Christians, I think, simply don’t think about it or look into things well enough, and therefore don’t realise what goes on, but anyone who paid attention for a moment to people like Todd White couldn’t help but marvel at the absolute epidemic in cities like Dallas of people with one leg shorter than the other.
Contrary to what we’re told, the Bible does not teach that it’s always God’s will to have us healthy, wealthy and wise.  Well, He does tell us to seek wisdom, but not the other two.  In the circles I move in, it is taught that God doesn’t bring anything bad on us (and certainly not sickness); He only allows stuff to happen sometimes so that he can teach us something.  Lately, I’m frequently hearing that even that is not the case – that, actually, He doesn’t want us sick or poor at all; that the cross bought us health and wealth for the here and now, as well as salvation, so we should be able to access them just as easily; that if we get or remain sick it’s our fault, not God’s, because we haven’t used our faith; that the eternal Kingdom of God is here and now on the earth, and that includes prosperity in every way.
None of that ever made sense to me.  I’d read the Bible and see God sending the Angel of Death to kill the Egyptians.  I’d see another of God’s angels completely ruining Jacob’s hip to teach him humility – and him limping for the rest of his life.  I’d see Paul – an Apostle who did have the ability to perform signs and wonders, no less – with a “thorn in his flesh” that God refused to take away.  I'd read Paul saying, “Surely you remember that I was sick when I first brought you the Good News” (Galatians 4:13).  I’d see Paul’s co-worker, Trophimus, being left behind in one town because he was sick (2 Timothy 4:20).  I’d see Paul telling Timothy to use “a little wine because of your stomach and your frequent illnesses” (1 Timothy 5:23).  There’s no mention of Paul, Trophimus or Timothy not having enough faith to be healed.
In any case, the idea of us “not having enough faith” to make something happen, in the light of the fact that it only takes faith the size of a mustard seed to do miraculous things (Matthew 17:20 and Luke 17:6), is totally ridiculous.  Who knows what the disciples were up to when they tried to cast out the demon in the boy?  But I’d give good money they were using their own efforts to perform some sort of ritual, or to say just the right words, instead of simply praying in faith.  Maybe Peter was waving his cloak about and yelling “FIRE!!”, or maybe they were waiting for a Glory Cloud to appear overhead and drop gold glitter and angel feathers all over them.
Faith is not some “energy” or “power” that we wield to make things happen.  That is witchcraft.  That is a New Age teaching straight from Satan.  Faith is a simple trust that God is sovereign and will do what He knows is best.  That’s it.
Unfortunately, this teaching that signs and wonders will be the result of us wielding our faith and are necessary to “bring God’s kingdom to earth” and get people converted has led to incredible deception in the church today.  People are starting to believe that they can manifest things with the power of positive thinking, that they can call on angels to do things for them, that they can divine people’s futures and interpret omens – basically, that they can “redeem” New Age practices for Jesus.  Yes, that is the blatant and unapologetic teaching of some of the leaders of Bethel, Redding and other such mega-churches, especially in Australia and the US.  If you don’t believe me, see Bethel’s book The Physics of Heaven for several examples – and then do us all a favour and burn it.
A Pew Research study found that 61% of Christians believe in at least one of four New Age beliefs: (1) psychics; (2) that spiritual energy can be found in physical objects; (3) reincarnation; and (4) astrology.[i]  That is frightening and shows that Bible illiteracy is rampant.
First of all, when the Pharisees asked Jesus to show them a sign from Heaven, He replied, “A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign” (Matthew 16:4).  In other words, seeking after signs and wonders is idolatry.
Secondly, Jesus notes that if people won’t believe the word of the Lord straight from the Bible (in other words, the Gospel, plain and simple), seeing signs and wonders will not help them to believe.  He tells the story of the rich man and Lazarus to illustrate this (Luke 16:19–31):  “They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them,” says Abraham.  “If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.”
Thirdly, we cannot “redeem” New Age practices, because they were never of God to begin with.  Way back in Deuteronomy 18, God calls these types of practices detestable; other translations say an abomination.  He doesn’t tell the Israelites to “redeem” the pagan practices of the Canaanites; He tells them to have nothing whatsoever to do with them.  Are we to “redeem” child sacrifice for the Lord?? 
These “detestable” practices include divination.  Which brings me to Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry and similar “supernatural schools” that are popping up like weeds all over the world.

WELCOME TO HOGWARTS
If you’ve never heard of the sin of Simony, chances are you have, nevertheless, read the passage of scripture (Acts 8:9–24) in which Simon the sorcerer comes to the disciples and offers them money for the ability to lay hands on people and have them receive the Holy Ghost.  Peter strongly rebukes him:  “May your money perish with you, because you thought you could buy the gift of God with money!  You have no part or share in this ministry, because your heart is not right before God.  Repent of this wickedness and pray to the Lord in the hope that he may forgive you for having such a thought in your heart.”
We cannot buy the gifts of God, but there is a large sector of Christianity that is getting around this inconvenience by charging to teach people how to “activate the gifts” that are supposedly already inside them.  A nice little loophole, don’t you think?
Except that nowhere in the Bible does it say we need to “activate” our spiritual gifts or “the anointing”.  Nor do we need to “practise the presence” or learn how to prophesy.  When the prophets in the Bible heard from God, there was no question about it:  they knew it was Him.  It was overwhelmingly powerful.  Did Moses need to hang around burning bushes until he finally heard the voice of the I Am?  Did Balaam’s donkey need to activate the gift of prophecy in herself?
Charismatic churches and “schools” such as BSSM, otherwise known as Hogwarts (Yer a wizard, Harry!) are teaching that a Christian can pray, look at someone, say the first thing that comes into his or her head, and – hey presto! – we’re prophesying.  Oh, as long as it’s a positive, encouraging word, of course.  That’s a sort of control that has been put in place.  If anyone and everyone can prophesy, there’s the chance that what’s being said doesn’t actually come from God, so, to make sure it’s all aboveboard, nobody is allowed to say anything negative.
Clearly, nobody told the biblical prophets that part.  They were always prophesying doom and gloom.  Come to think of it, nobody told Jesus, either.  He heavily criticised Chorazin, Bethsaida and Capernaum and told them they would be thrown down to Hades for their unrepentance (Matthew 11:20–24).
We’re also told that prophecy can be wrong, because we’re all human and we make mistakes sometimes.  Therefore, even if someone’s prophecy doesn’t come true, it doesn’t mean they’re a false prophet.  Yet the Bible sets out very clear guidelines for prophets in Deuteronomy 18:21–22:
You may say to yourselves, “How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?”  If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken.
We’re so desperate to see signs and wonders and to receive some sort of special, hidden knowledge from God that we’re making all sorts of excuses for our carnal efforts.  We have to be so very careful when we attribute something to the Lord.  I cringe when I hear preachers saying right and left, “God told me” and attributing words to Him as though He came and wrote them on the wall with a disembodied finger.
What the Charismatic church today calls “prophecy” or “a word of knowledge” – this stuff that Hogwarts and other “prophecy schools” are teaching – has another name:  divination.
When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there.  Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead.  Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you.  You must be blameless before the Lord your God.  (Deuteronomy 18:9–18.)
Former New Agers who are now saved, such as the former queen of Angel Cards (tarot cards), Doreen Virtue, will tell you that the techniques being taught by Kris Vallotton and co. at churches like Bethel are exactly the same ones used by psychics, fortune-tellers and mediums.  They’re not all just making stuff up or performing cold readings.  Many times they’re completely accurate, too.  That doesn’t make it a good thing.
The excuse given by Christians who practise is that it’s all about the spirit being contacted – the spirit behind the practice.  So New Agers and the like are in contact with demonic spirits, but Christians are hearing from the Holy Ghost.  They’re guaranteed safety from demons because they have the Holy Ghost in them.
That reasoning is faulty.  If you’re pursuing practices that God clearly and strictly forbids, why should He protect you from them?  It follows, then, that if you are not protected from interference by evil spirits, you cannot be sure that you’re not being led astray by them.  Remember that they masquerade as angels of light.  They can be deadly accurate.  They can make you feel good . . . for a while.
I ask, where is the evidence that all these supernatural happenings, as claimed by the Charismatic mega-churches, are real?  And if they really are happening, why aren’t you going into hospital wards and morgues and clearing them out?  Why are you letting hundreds or thousands die in hurricanes and landslides and earthquakes?  Why aren’t you out there, flying around in your private jets, ordering natural disasters to calm the heck down or get lost before they hurt someone?  (Yes, some really do believe they can control the weather.)  Why couldn’t you see that Todd Bentley was having a full-on affair while you were prophesying glory and power over him?  Why aren’t you predicting the stock market and making tons of cash? 
Where is the evidence for all these modern-day signs and wonders and miracles?  Doreen Virtue’s analogy of it all as being a vast MLM/pyramid scheme is so apt.  We want to get people all excited about what we’re selling (i.e. signs and wonders and Your Best Life Now), so that they buy into it and both the church and the size of its coffers increase.  But there is no actual product, so we have to keep prophesying that it’s coming (I’ve been hearing that for 30 years), or claiming that it’s beginning to happen in deepest darkest Africa, and providing new courses and types of training for those who “aren’t yet operating in their gifts”.  Once they’re hooked and convinced (i.e. deceived and self-deceived), they recruit new people, who then get hooked and recruit new people, and – voila!  We have a mega-church filled with people barking and shaking and screaming in tongues and manifesting and making declarations and convincing themselves that feelings are truth.
If I see one more person selling “prophetic pants” or “prophetic jewellery”, I’ll puke.

LITTLE GODS
All of these ideas come out of deception – the oldest deception of them all.  What exactly did Satan tempt Eve with?  You shall be like God.  It’s the sin he himself committed.
This idea of becoming like God is at the root of all New Age beliefs, but it hasn’t stayed there, unfortunately.  If you’ve ever heard Kenneth Copeland or Creflo Dollar speak, you’ll have heard this idea of humans being “little gods”.  Todd White teaches that we can and should live without sin, just like Jesus, once we’re saved and that he, in fact, does exactly that.  I guess he forgot about the sin of pride.
Oops – that’s right, we’re not supposed to “touch God’s anointed” or “judge”, are we?  Are we?  Take another look at the scriptures, in context.  The Bible doesn’t say that at all.  It tells us to call out false teachers and avoid them.
This teaching that we are little gods and that we can do whatever Jesus did on earth, because we are just like Him – i.e. human – is an extension of an idea called kenosis.  Bill Johnson of Bethel teaches kenosis, although he’ll twist his own words to assure you that he doesn’t – that is, if he’ll even deign to speak to you.  Kenosis is the belief that Jesus put aside His divinity when he came to earth and that He did not perform any of His miracles as God, but as a man under the power of the Holy Ghost.  Therefore, believes Johnson (and many others in the New Apostolic Reformation and Word of Faith movements), we can too.
I won’t get into all that, as it gets really complicated.  Suffice it to say that kenosis is a heresy, and all this striving to perform signs and wonders, command angels and tornados, hear new revelations from the Spirit (or any spirit, really) and speak things into existence is a symptom of the desire to be like God – the foundational sin.
We are wretched beings, and we deserve nothing but hellfire.  By His grace He has granted us eternity in Heaven with Him, free of sin and sickness.  We have no intrinsic worth or goodness, no power to save ourselves, but He loves us enough that He suffered a horrific, torturous death for us.

THE BIBLE SAYS WHAT?
The fruit of the Holy Ghost is self-control.  I’m not seeing that in hyper-charismatic churches.  I’m seeing self-indulgence.  I’m seeing carnality and spiritism.  I’m seeing what Matt Redman calls “consumer worship”.  I’m seeing a desire for hidden knowledge, manifestations of power and new revelations instead of intent study of the scriptures – the revealed Word of God that is inerrant, active and sufficient.  I’m seeing Gnostic and New Age ideas hidden behind cherry-picked verses in sermons and books.  I’m seeing a distain for people who adhere to orthodox theology.  I’m hearing the mocking of people who worship God with all their minds, and constant encouragement to turn off our brains and not get “bogged down” by doctrine and theology.  I’m hearing people who question these practices being told that they are pharisees or that they have a religious spirit.
Most of all, I’m seeing biblical illiteracy.  I recognise it, because I’ve been ignorant myself.  This sickness has given me the time to seek the truth – to turn to the Bible and investigate those niggling feelings I’ve long had that what I’ve been taught isn’t right – and for that I am very thankful.
Let’s go back to teaching the Bible verse by verse, instead of ripping verses and phrases out of context to back up our pop, feel-good messages.  Let’s teach people what the Bible really says about who God is, not what Joel Osteen or Bill Johnson or Rick Warren or Oprah says.  Let’s help them to understand that, even if our fleeting time here on earth is a complete dumpster fire, we have hope for a healthy and happy life in Heaven for eternity because of what He has done for us.  But let’s seek Him, not what we think He can give us – not power, nor secret knowledge, nor miraculous healings.  If He chooses to grant one to us – great, but it's merely an added bonus.


“Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers! (Matthew 7:21–23)

“If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” (John 8:31–32)


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